Oh no, thanks to my reblogging gay anime stuff I have porn blogs following me now. You guys are going to be disappointed.



i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now

i think you’re still technically gay

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posts on tumblr be like “white people wear shoes inside and yet go barefoot outside”

i never thought of that before. what the fuck is wrong with us

Thats a white -AMERICAN- thing. Nobody does that in other countries you guys are the weird ones.

Wait…I grew up in California and now live in Washington, and every house I’ve ever lived in has had a “no shoes” rule. I literally never wear shoes in my house. Why would you wear shoes? You’d fuck up your carpet and your floors it makes no sense that’s so dumb.


transparent grumpy hq levi sitting on a stool for all your transparent grumpy hq levi sitting on a stool needs.


Aries: stop jackin off
Taurus: hoe and not ashamed of it
Gemini: fake
Cancer: crybaby ass
Leo: BIG Bitch and u fuckin kno it. u love it dont u.
Virgo: ethereal and always SO busy
Libra: basic
Scorpio: u are sleepy and powerful.
Sagittarius: probably like drinkin some healthy shit. u look good as hell too.
Capricorn: bitter
Aquarius: clean ur fingernails
Pisces: stop bein so stingy an love urself

The Eric André show is fucking beautiful. I mean it’s dumb as fuck but every once in awhile it’s genius.

He went to a Tea Party meeting and handed out Ku Klux Klan hoods, Confederate flags and “white power” signs shouting “you guys forgot these!”. It was beautiful.


Someone’s thigh touching my own thigh: my ultimate nightmare.



eren did you just

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tagged: #asoiaf
" Your mother’s dead. Before long I’ll be dead, and you and your brother and your sister and all of her children, all of us dead, all of us rotting underground. It’s the family name that lives on. It’s all that lives on. Not your personal glory, not your honor… but family. You understand? "

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if having a three way with Jesus it is very important to ask for his consent also