Oh, good. The Fifty Shades movie. I don’t know what I am more excited about seeing realized on film— the romanticized abuse, the uninteresting email banter complete with anguish over winky smilies, or the tampon scene.
Wonder who they cast as her inner goddess.
Meh, I’m a librarian. I felt dishonest in my Reader’s Advisory telling people this was a horrible book having not read it. (I was mistaken. You do not have to read this book to ensure that it is awful.)
I know about these specific scenes because I read the book. A character plucking a tampon out of another character so that they may enter them is a plot point that stays with you.
That’s understandable. If I were in your situation that’s something I may have done as well.
And JFC….yeah okay I hope that scene makes the cut into the movie…
i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore
i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs
"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
I manage to turn everything into crap wow
yes that’s called digestion
metalkicker said: that cake looks fucking delicious.
I wish these white mfs would
white people getting outta hand
what the fuck wrong with them ?
Jesus fucking shit these white people need to chill the fuck out. Someone needs to bring them some Starbucks and Chipotle with some mood stabilizers or something
Uh…so last night while on my usual ambien trip, I thought it’d be a great idea to eat a slice of chocolate cake like a piece of pizza wrapped in a paper towel. And to commemorate it I took a picture?
Don’t do drugs kids.
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