Deleted newsheadlinetextpost lines from Guardians of the Galaxy

(Source: deleted-movie-lines)

bigeisamazing:

bigeisamazing:

ST Louis Swat team was about to shoot a mannequin

image

"she’s resisting arrest"

I’m in Canada. I’m fucking exhausted. The internet here is slow and crappy and not letting me write in the text box for some reason so it looks like I’m really angry but I’m not

lesmoules:

this was for AirJar (who made a super cute eruri keychain, get it if you can!!)

tagged: #cats

(Source: awwww-cute)

(Source: yiq)

thinksquad:

A Democratic Missouri state senator representing parts of Ferguson who tweeted multiple times “fuck you,” at Missouri Gov. Jay Nixon defended her choice of words on Fox News Monday saying she did so because she was tear-gassed for three days.

“The reason why I used profane language is because he has allowed us to get tear-gassed for three days,” Sen. Maria Chappelle-Nadal said. “I am one of his senators in his party and he was at the state fair enjoying a country concert while we were getting teargassed and shot at. And yes, anyone who’s going to get teargassed deserves to say a few ‘F’ bombs here and there.”

“I represent my constituents, not Gov. Nixon,” the senator said. “He has been absent from the minority community his entire career and only comes before us when it is politically expedient for him. Or when he’s running for office, and because he has been outside of this community…let me tell you this, and this is important for your audience to know. He has still yet to come to ground zero. Yet to come to ground zero. He’s been in Florissant, he’s been in Normandy, but he has not spoken to the victims of the crisis we are dealing with and that is why I have called him a coward.”

http://www.buzzfeed.com/andrewkaczynski/missouri-state-senator-says-she-tweeted-fck-you-at-governor#32tdaru

shavingryansprivates:

i was just posing sensually when the camera turned on by itself i am not a model

(Source: robotindisguise)

I’m nominating myself for the fried rice bucket challenge. I’m going to donate $6.95 to a local Chinese restaurant and pour it into my mouth.

oldmanstephanie:

givemeinternet:

I love this post.

is that a fucking pun